Most of you know what this means. Yup it happened again. I look like a mixture of Angelina Jolie and a blowfish. For those of you who haven't seen me in this state, I shall explain.
Last year, I was devastated when we thought I was allergic to shrimp, because one day when I was really upset about something my mom bought me a ton of fresh shrimp to cheer me up and an hour later my lips inflated. So I didn't eat anymore shrimp. duh. Then one night I got upset again and my mom was trying to comfort me and I was just like "Uhh mom, it feels like my lips just turned into balloons." So I went in the hall and the mirror showed me these giant pink things obscuring the bottom part of my face. This was three days after I had got done watching Monster-in-Law, and I looked just like Jennifer Lopez when she ate the nuts. *shudder*
Now both of the previous times my face calmed down by school. Not today however. I woke up and I no longer could see the whites of my eyes. I haven't seen so vivid a red in a long time. Also, when I am angry or worried, my eyes change to a really weird bright green. I had Christmas lights for eyeballs. And my lips were still humongous.
So here I am, at home, missing school because I'm waiting for my face to deflate. Interesting...
I'm allergic to being sad. This is so not good.
And no, I'm not posting any pictures. Sorry Adam.
My T.V ban is up. Now I'm debating whether to stay up and watch Conan or actually get some sleep today. Hmmmmm.....Conan definitely. Got to get my fun in before the weekend officially starts because I have sooooo much homework.
I'm feeling better now I think. Yesterday was just the worst possible day imaginable, but today I did yoga, read a book, and drowned myself in tea and oatmeal cookies. You were so right Mrs. Sullivan.
I'm going to be sad for quite a while. More than sad, heartbroken. But I'll live. I think.
"The River"
I've seen enough now
to know that beautiful things
don't always stay that way
I've done enough now
to know this beautiful place
isn't everything they say
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You see, listen to your elders, dearies.
Glad you're feeling better - up, down, up, down... the ride won't end for a long time.
I often feel stupid - and I still make small things seem big in my head. I think it's just called being a girl...
what, no sarcastic commments on my lip size?? huh...oh well nikki and lydia will give me plenty
Seriously, I need a picture to do it justice.
so is it shrimp or discontentment that causes your face to swell?
i need to come to germany and give you a hug.
first i'll need a canoe.
you'll need more than a canoe i'm, thinking. and next time, if i could ever posissibly be as upset as i was 2 days ago, i promise i'll keep a camera ready
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